I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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