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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.

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  Why?

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  They deliver.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Just got a handjob in the hospital

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  A new low.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often

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• (310): View more from California

  She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  and then she asked if she could shave my junk

  (443): View more from Maryland

  and howd that go?

  (623): View more from Arizona

  can you pick me up from the hospital?

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