Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong