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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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