i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.