Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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