I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.