I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?