On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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