12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion