if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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