I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her