I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.