Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.