we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just pynch a tree in the face
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.