That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking