Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant