The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'