Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
two words...techno handjob
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him