I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.