Church boner. Awkwardddd
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick