I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.