Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love