i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.