you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction