you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction