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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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