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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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