Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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