What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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