This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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