and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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