at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
