Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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