ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How drunk are you?
Completed.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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