I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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