I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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