I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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