i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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