butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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