I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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