Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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