ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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