As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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