we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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