Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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