The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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