I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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