He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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