Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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