no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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