how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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