Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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