Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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