1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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