He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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